Intimacy: Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with...

By cockblockingbitch - 25/01/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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You deserved it 4 023

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 629

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 159

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

Bad friend

By collegegirl90 - 09/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

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Creeped out

By Really jealous - 26/01/2021 09:31 - India

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 462

You deserved it 241

By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

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You deserved it 2 960

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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You deserved it 12 791

Theo_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:14

I tend to believe that always keeping true to your word is the most important principle I hold. Thus, I would not have broken my promise with her, which was to watch her so that she doesn't sleep with other guys. Visibly, telling everyone she has STDs seems to be the best and most effective way of keeping that promise. I would've done exactly the same thing, you can be sure of it.

lostfaithinyou 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:21

Actually been there... a few weeks ago. Pretty much the exact same situation.

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simplyme13 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 8:26

I had a friend who could put this girl to shame with shit like this...I dealt with it for too long!! Drop that friend! She will bring you nothing but trouble!

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:10

This is GOLD.

Awesomesaurus 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:16

To #30. No, getting an STD doesn't mean you're a ***** or a ****, but knowingly spreading one does. If you are so desperate to get rammed that you're willing to ruin someone else's life, then you are a *****, and I do not respect you in any way shape or form.

genius_man16 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:09

^^^ this person speaks the truth I would have just let that raging **** go. let her get more STD's

KevinB_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:13

You should have retaliated with a chant of "She has herpes, She has herpes!"

DeafChef 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:38

shame on you for caring about other people!

danbogator 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:15

hahahaha! burnnnnnn

Holly_x 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:06

To everyone calling her a ****, just stop. ***** ARE NOT the only people to get STD's. I have a friend, who I know for a fact is not a **** at all, that has an std. Do any of you even know exactly HOW the girl got the std in the first place? She could have gotten raped for all you know and then got the std from that. Don't just start calling someone out when you don't even know the story behind it.

amonymous1234 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:18

Considering that she likes to hook up with random guys, she sounds like a **** to me. I second what #37 said.

garfunkadellic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:16

well she probably got that std because she's some kind of **** or ***** who just sleep around. she completely deserves it. serves her right ahahahaa

DanielsWifey 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:31

i would have just brough the B* out in from of everyone..then you could have started the "diseased ****" chant or something like that

Compass 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:57

Friend: *tries to take guy home* OP: No. Friend and crowd: (chanting) COCKBLOCK! (What should have happened): OP: You can't have sex with anyone, you have an STD! *awkward silence*