Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated...

By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 843

You deserved it 5 442

By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 968

You deserved it 6 801

By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105 317

You deserved it 8 801

By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 283

You deserved it 303

By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 946

You deserved it 6 800

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 18 317

Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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You deserved it 318

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

I agree, your life sucks 50 805

You deserved it 4 397

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 818

You deserved it 4 359

By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 202

You deserved it 14 987

BBlah 26

Friday 5 December 2014 16:57

She's a straight up bitch, I know it sucks right now but be glad you're not spending the rest of your life with her

alex_622 22

Friday 5 December 2014 16:57

Some people are just that hard to please. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better

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CydH 8

Friday 5 December 2014 21:40

What a bitch

RiseAboveSociety 3

Friday 5 December 2014 21:57

to be fair, not everyone has the same taste in foods. That being said, what she did was uncalled for.

apk892 7

Friday 5 December 2014 22:42

what a C U Next Tuesday...if you catch my drift

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Friday 5 December 2014 23:03

I am betting the meal was great, and she's just a massive "B" who doesn't deserve you!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 December 2014 0:28

Maybe next time...at least (it seems) it was private not public

Dcup 5

Saturday 6 December 2014 1:16

that's so terrible! D:>

demonfacee 14

Saturday 6 December 2014 4:13

Be glad you don't have to live the rest of your life with her. She's not worth your love.

anythingwilldo 10

Saturday 6 December 2014 4:55

I'll be glad to eat your food. Call me!

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:13

You had one job...

Cloureed 9

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:23

Sound exactly like my brother, except he doesn't have time to really be online often.

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML

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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

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You deserved it 8 397

Today, my boss replaced me, with my 25 years experience, as head chef with her son, who has a GCSE in food studies from 15 years ago and hasn’t even worked a restaurant before. I’m sitting here, watching our customers send food back untouched because it’s so bad. This has ruined us. FML

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You deserved it 103

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

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Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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