Love and Engagement ring: Yes or No?

Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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You deserved it 318

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 271

So romantic…

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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You deserved it 168

By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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Assumption

By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 14:52 - United States - Hartford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

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You deserved it 3 396

By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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You deserved it 5 487

By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 1 836

The Boxer

By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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You deserved it 209

SaucierGirl 20

Thursday 6 February 2020 18:32

She sounds toxic man; I’d abandon ship and find someone that deserves you.

westoz 24

Thursday 6 February 2020 19:42

If you stay with her you have a life of being whipped to look forward to.

Comments

SaucierGirl 20

Thursday 6 February 2020 18:32

She sounds toxic man; I’d abandon ship and find someone that deserves you.

woxliuke 12

Thursday 6 February 2020 19:00

What the.... Exactly the same FML was posted a few years ago.

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 6 February 2020 21:59

It’s a repost

westoz 24

Thursday 6 February 2020 19:42

If you stay with her you have a life of being whipped to look forward to.

kthulu 1

Thursday 6 February 2020 20:02

dodged a bullet there run for the hills and don't put your dick in anymore crazy for a while

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 February 2020 20:07

So, you tried to give her an undersized ring and she gave you the finger?

M3G4NNNM 11

Thursday 6 February 2020 20:56

I hate to say it, because breakups suck, but it sounds like you’re better off without, OP

ninithel 19

Friday 7 February 2020 1:31

and do you really want to marry someone with that attitude to you?

ViviMage 38

Friday 7 February 2020 1:48

Dodged a bullet there man!

Larion1 13

Friday 7 February 2020 2:42

If you buy tires for a car same way it would abandon you if it could. Do you wear clothes or shoes undersized? Obviously she overreacted, but you are the one to blame.