By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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BBlah 26

She's a straight up bitch, I know it sucks right now but be glad you're not spending the rest of your life with her

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alex_622 22

Some people are just that hard to please. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better

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Ihavegas 22

any man that can cook is a keeper, so what dish did you make?

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cakefete2 30

Probably made the rejection risotto. Should have gone with the "say yes" souffle instead.

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Steffi3 40

The way this FML is written, it seems as if OP is more upset about his meal than about the rejection

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Devindelon 17

Did you remember to add salt? You probably didn't put any salt. Make sure you put some salt in next time.

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

People aren't bitches if they say no to a proposal.. People do have the right to say no. But that was hella rude of her to say your meal sucked. :/

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val_is_lame97 12

Wow what a bitch. You should dump her and find yourself someone who deserves ya

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emeraldisle 30

Your girlfriend is a ****. Time to find someone else.

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Noreason89 6

Ah yes what a **** how dare she not want to marry him. The food comment on her part was a bit harsh though

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notesz 21

Why is she a bitch for saying "No."? It's her own decision, her own life, she's not obligated to get married, just because her bf asks her and makes her a meal.

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nitrog100 21

She is, however, obligated by the laws of basic human decency to not insult his cooking. That's what makes her a total bitch.

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PleasantDino 22

So if she doesn't like a meal she should fake it? I think it all depends on how she commented on the meal. If it was said in spite then yes, she is a bitch. However, if it was some criticism then what's the issue? Do we go out calling every critic a bitch for not liking something now?

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TallMist 32

She's a bitch for commenting so harshly on his cooking right after rejecting his marriage proposal. She caused him pain and then insulted him to boot.

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2ru 14

I know it stings, but she probably did you a favor. I can not stress the importance of marrying the right woman.

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val_is_lame97 12

i think she was a bitch for criticizing the meal. like its a sweet gesture just shut up and eat it

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godspeedkills 8

The only thing that's bland and tasteless is her, OP. Why do you want to get married anyways? Chicks dig guys who can cook!

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