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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 14 November 2014 1:00

I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.

DLS930 21

Friday 14 November 2014 1:00

what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now

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NotHisEnemy 0

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:34

If that's how she's going to be, maybe you shouldn't have proposed to her...

taylamoore 11

Tuesday 18 November 2014 22:47

"Will you marry me?" *sees ring and proceeds to behave like a two year old* I cannot fathom how that response ever seemed okay in her mind.... What the hell. He wants to spend his life you with you. There's plenty of time to upgrade ? jeez

datmanbody 2

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:52

I think we know who your NOT marrying

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 19 November 2014 13:47

She's not the one.

brainski 1

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:03

Lucky you. Dump her now. Save the divorce later

Mandadity 3

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:14

what a keeper.

adriisamazing 1

Friday 21 November 2014 2:24

what the heck has she been checked? anyone who gets mad over some ring is not worth it it's the thought that counts not some piece of jewelry

kutemotoka 15

Monday 24 November 2014 13:54

What a b*tch...

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 3:36

Dump her.

teacupofsunshine 29

Saturday 26 September 2015 5:55

Maybe she shouldn't get any ring.

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