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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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omfg_creepers 8

Hopefully this was not a large sporting event or one of those big public proposals where it ends up allover the Internet the next day and you drink yourself into a coma.

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capt_awesome1 11

have a panic attack and scream you were joking !

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Goatinsfriend 8

Just keep on swimming, swimming, swimming..

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linkinpark98 23

What do we do? We swim, swim.......

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therealslim 15

I don't recall the aaaaaaooohhhh bit

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aJaguarinRed 9

It's not in the song. 25 just came, is all.

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igive 29

oh it's in there, opera just doesn't translate well in text.

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sexygurllolz 1

i guess she didn't want a ring on it

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kbt13 0

She had a panic attack cause "marry" sounds like "brutally assault"?

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Yaen 18

"Charlotte... will you brutally assault me?" Yeah. Sounds like it would give her a shock.

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egc573 40

Better to have it happen now than at (or after) the wedding, I imagine. Though, that would have probably made for an...interesting wedding video if she had waited till the "I do's".

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egc573 40

And if you were to do that while she was still having the attack, just imagine the YouTube views! (I was about to note your mistake on "would have", but it seems you've corrected yourself already. And in the same sentence too!)

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06dopey 8

just means either she's not ready, or there is someone better out there. keep your head up bro.

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br0ccoli 14

You saved yourself. This could have been in your future: "You are NOT the father" You can tell your penis to stop moping inside your body and take his downstairs buddies to a pub crawl.

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marisadc79 0

Wow that sucks OP. I'd be thrilled to be proposed to what girlfriend wouldn't. Sounds like you need a new girl that will appreciate you or get some therapy for her.

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plaguer 26

Therapy? Because she doesn't want to get married? Oh my god, I literally have no hope in people anymore. I'll also have you know lots of women would dislike being proposed to. Doesn't mean they're sick and need help. Christ.

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Il_Maestro 6

Get some therapy because she doesn't want to marry OP? I'm thoroughly unconvinced that's indicative of emotional or mental instability.

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RedPillSucks 31

Marsha? Marsha Brady, is that you?

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fromthesuck 8

32 and wishing to be proposed to... Maybe therapy could be your solution as well. Might get rid of all them nasty little quarks that seems to scare all them fellas off.

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fromthesuck 8

See how this whole speculation and assumption thing works? Not much fun is it? Scary thing is though you look a bit like my ex wife. (missed edit by I-I this much)

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felisaa 5

Dont worry op maybe the idea of marriage just freaked her out. Try and talk to her about it then try again when shes ready.

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