By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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vaalcrawford 0

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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CateXOX 0

I'm pretty sure you ate that thing. It had to get in your body somehow, and it probably wasn't through your ass.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Damn, you must be a good swallower if you managed to puke it out whole. Chewing before swallowing helps prevent swallowing unwanted stuff. Then again, chewed up centipede sounds nasty.

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ydi_4_suking 20

hey its going down. might as well enjoy the texture and yumminess of it going down. i bet OP swallows pretty good

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flighted 1

Omg. FYL. When I went back up North to visit family, and also visited all the centipedes, it reminded me why I was glad we moved down South. I think I'd have a nervous break down if I threw one up

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CitrusGirl 0

I know how you feel. I'm glad I live in Minnesota where the weather's too weird for anything but ants, ticks, butterflies, and small spiders.

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flighted 1

Lucky, I live on Texas and while we don't have centipedes, we have everything bigger. Lol including these weird seasonal gigantic fly/moth lookin' things, gargantuan mutant spider and huge ants.

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flighted 1

In*? SpiderS*? dumb touchscreen

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mikejunior88 4

Is this Steve-O? He puked up a goldfish once.

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missy_lynn012 0

that was epic...and a little disgusting lol

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god definite FYL from me. I hate bugs. Soo OP how did it taste like?

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ryrywakaka 0

LOL keep it in a tube for some memories !

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