By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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vaalcrawford 0

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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Bigbird16 0

Haha i bet that centipede was having a party in ur stomach. Lol

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firefly_102 0

Maybe if you quit eating them, you'll quit throwing them up! YDI for eating innocent centipedes.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Stop trying to be all Man vs. Wild style. Normal people don't eat bugs for food.

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NeoBlue66 1

How do you not notice a centipede on your plate lol

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khaya 9

Next time do some running instead of swallowing a worm and thinking it will make you lose weight.

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ciara_renee 0

lol that's ******* naaaaasty :/

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