By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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vaalcrawford 0

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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Toxicallure 0

Oh wtf! aren't centipedes poisonous?? :O

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KaanTech 0

im not an expert but i think it depents on the type

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daminantion 14

millipedes are, centipedes are not. also depends on region and species

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pandaSmore 0

eeeeeewwwwwwww, and I thought drinking my own piss was bad.

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iAmScrubs 19

This sounds like something you'd hear about on Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

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shieznit 1

yah big ****** whoop for u

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ashleighbreak 0

Ewww wtf is a centipede doing in ur stomach!? LOL wow

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shakycam3 0

OMFG I would NEVER stop puking. I might need to kill myself to make the horror go away. Me and centipedes are mortal enemies.

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DDang 2

HOMG ewwww! D: How THE HELL did you get a CENTIPEDE in your body?!?!?

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