Kids: Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 196

You deserved it 4 279

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 876

You deserved it 8 031

Crybabies

By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 1 797

By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 658

You deserved it 2 629

By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 554

You deserved it 13 437

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 968

You deserved it 9 595

By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 003

You deserved it 36 088

By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 404

You deserved it 9 219

By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 135

You deserved it 3 992

By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 612

You deserved it 6 019

A tad harsh

By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 12:00

Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 919

You deserved it 239

Feklfekl2222 32

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?

AviShtap 20

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Hey, at least they're smart kids?

Comments

AviShtap 20

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Hey, at least they're smart kids?

slingerslasher 24

Monday 28 March 2016 18:38

tbh I wonder how this very thing doesn't happen more often

Feklfekl2222 32

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?

joeyl2008 29

Monday 28 March 2016 14:03

I think that are pretending you just wanted to get some eggs for yourself would be the way to go.

amourmourant 18

Monday 28 March 2016 21:08

Could be wrong but I think she panicked. I wouldn't have thought of that on the spot like that.

SlapsKnee 12

Friday 1 April 2016 4:20

My sister got upset when my mum pulled that line about Santa. She thought Santa didn't visit.

iamamistake 15

Monday 28 March 2016 12:19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

l4urenz 23

Monday 28 March 2016 12:25

How? Every kid finds out eventually

MisterEx 28

Monday 28 March 2016 15:37

Yeah! I am totally fine about it! Haha! Ha .. Ha .. "Eats hair"

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 28 March 2016 17:27

I'm not. My parents systematically lied to me for years about the provenance of my Easter Chocolate and Christmas presents. Because of this I refuse to believe them when they say something ephemeral is real. Like income inequality or the wage gap or Elvis.

Flyndaran 10

Monday 28 March 2016 21:45

Not every kid believes in fairy tales. I never did. Of course, at age 6, I was scarred finding out at Sunday School that adults believed some myths.

pl0xs3rver 45

Tuesday 29 March 2016 6:32

Hey! Elvis was real!

faeryofshalott 25

Monday 28 March 2016 12:20

Why didn't you say that you were trying to find all the eggs before they woke up?

george_s_4 30

Monday 28 March 2016 12:21

Just tell them the easter bunny was sick and asked you to help him with his job

myGRAM 14

Monday 28 March 2016 12:32

Lie to them OP. Lie like you've never lied before!

Jashie 18

Monday 28 March 2016 22:31

You mean like how she lied about the Easter Bunny???

Darkness_Hate 29

Monday 28 March 2016 12:35

Tell them that Easter bunny was sick.... but it's too late I guess.

coolvictori 22

Monday 28 March 2016 12:37

Well, at was going to happen anyway, now you get it over with sooner rather than later.

mwali02 32

Monday 28 March 2016 16:26

It hurts at first, but better off with all of them finding out the truth at once instead of the slow reveal and sob fest one at a time over the coming years. Glad you survived this one! And take this as an opportunity to save all kinds of money OP! Make a point for their presents to be less expensive, as mom is buying them and not Santa. This could be a great financial moment for your family! Good luck! ;)