Kids: Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent...

By Sad Mom - 25/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

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By M. Moore - 12/06/2019 22:00

Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML

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Mommie issues

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00

Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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Lorenzo1102 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:07

At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky

kimeatszombies 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:06

Oh god oh man oh god oh man.

Comments

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 9:03

fire cleanses

zfigs 0

Sunday 26 July 2015 9:20

Been there, done that...

tarlax 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 10:12

Crack 'em over your leg and throw 'em in the washing machine. Then buy your son some kleenex, ffs.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 31 July 2015 5:10

#129 What's a liquid witch and why is she cumming on our hands? Lol.

tarlax 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 10:21

Yeah well she was cleaning his room, not his girlfriend's vag.

wsj93 6

Sunday 26 July 2015 10:28

If he's old enough to do that, then you should never go in his room again.

Big_Bear99 19

Sunday 26 July 2015 11:02

Oh me, oh my. YDI helicopter mom. Throw him a box of kleenex and tell him to do his own laundry. He is old enough.

kiaora_fml 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:05

Get him a box of tissues, a rubbish bin and leave a note saying, "instead of using socks, use a tissue and clean up after your fun time" Just as bad as a guy leaving his wank tissues all over the place

Dave_Strider 0

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:29

i guess at least it wasn't your dad and they weren't in the fridge.

EcoAirWarrior 7

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:41

You need to fiercely discipline your son, punish him harshly for his deplorable behaviour and warn him of the grave consequences if he repeats this misdemeanour.