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By Sad Mom - 25/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

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By M. Moore - 12/06/2019 22:00

Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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Does not spark joy

By Anonymous - 06/01/2025 15:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I was super proud of myself for organizing my entire wardrobe. As I went to admire my work, I pulled out a sweater and knocked over the entire shelf of shoes. Now everything's on the floor and I can’t find my favourite pair of socks. FML

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By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00

Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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Lorenzo1102 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:07

At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky

kimeatszombies 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:06

Oh god oh man oh god oh man.

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allyiscute1 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:48

Oh man this is awful!

hun3y206 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:57

Time to invest in Kleenex.

AvivS 12

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:00

... that there are rocks in them

HylianTwilight 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:11

Nuts would be more appropriate in this context.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:01

Maybe he should wear flip flops or sandals for awhile...maybe he'll re-think or find something better

Siddley 2

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:01

He should save socks and climax in them

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 26 July 2015 21:20

That's the problem and the entire purpose of the FML.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:08

I do not even want to know lol.

expertsmilee 26

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:10

I can count the number of people I have ever met that are in the same intelligence range as this reject on...well...one finger.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:21

Burn them

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:26

What idiot would flush socks down the toilet?

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:34

So, you've now touched two generations of sperm; the father's and the son's.

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