Transportation: Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside...

By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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You deserved it 40 465

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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You deserved it 30 908

By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 58 442

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.

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Azurea_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 14:49

YDI asshole. That's what you get for trying to be a hotshot. Learn to check the gas.

sublime93 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 14:59

Why do you feel the ******* need to say 'proceeded' when its not in the least bit necessary!!! Omg. Stupid fml btw.

silvermoonstar3 3

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:23

YDI. You shouldn't waste gas by speeding up unnecessarily when your empty light is on. YDI so much!

cd5love96 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:30

Epic Fail

_HollieWould 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:30

YDI on so many levels the other guy was the last one laughing! ha

illeyad 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:39

i agree witht he others, how could you not realize you were running out of gas? Didn't you notice your car was slowing down? Hopefully you'll learn from this.

Shizden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:39

And I PROCEEDED to comment.

fml_24seven 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:56

FAR OUT PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED what the hell is it with that word that makes it so appealing? how about advance, continue, fare, get, get going, get on with, get under way, go ahead, go on, hie, journey, make a start, march, move on, move out, pass, press on, progress, push on, repair, set in motion, travel, wend.... i wud DIE to see those used instead oh an btw ure an ass for that move YDI