Transportation: Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside...

By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:20

I'm fairly sure that if you want your FML to be posted you have to use the word "proceeded" also, YDI for being a dumbass. That's not really bad driving, but how did you not know you were so low on gas? failure

madam_mayham 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:58

That's funny, I don't understand how people can run out of gas though.. it's not something you can just ignore and if the gauge is broken then you just have to do the math in your head until you can get it fixed.

breedizzles 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:30

i hate people like you. seriously. i hope the other driver threw shit at you while passing. literally...shit. asshole.

amy_shmamy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:54

he didn't do anything wrong. a lot of people do that if a 2-lane road merges into 1

Cyanide_Princess 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:04

STOP. USING. PROCEEDED.

necromancerlord 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:38

Today, some maniac driver sped in front of me at a stoplight, blocking the way on a one lane bridge. His car ran out of gas and he had to push it across. I was half an hour late to an important meeting. My boss fired me. FML & FTG (**** that guy)

Blue_Coconuts 7

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:50

You slow down when you're low on gas to get yourself to the next gas station. If you speed up you just burn it faster, idiot. YDI for being a douche bag and not knowing the basic principals of fuel consumption. And because I hate rude drivers. I bet you don't wear a seatbelt, or use your blinker either, because it makes you "cool" for all the 15 year old girls.

suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:49

good for you. i hate all the assholes that just can't stand to have a car in front of them... i cant tell you how many times i have people blow by me on the interstate on my way to work everyday just to have them cut my ass off trying to get off at the next exit, like you cant wait the 30 extra seconds that it might take...