By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Check your old underpants for the momma spider

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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And you didnt spaz out. Damn you got balls

Go_Away_141998 4

You're never more that three feet away from a spider. make that three millimeters.

dinosaurzombie 14

Why did you leave your shoes outside in the first place?

I don't know about other countries but in Australia everybody grows up knowing you ALWAYS check your shoes before you put them on your feet, especially if you left them outside.

I hate spiders more than just about anything. It gets to the point where I run away screaming. If spiders ever gain the ability to fly I am leaving this planet. FYL.