Animals: Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and...

By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

ICATiger 13

Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

Comments

Jibblets2367 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:38

MY WORST NIGHTMARE

PandaPandamoneum 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:23

Oh my god! Arachnophobia attack!!

madsocktm 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:58

this once happened to be but it was woodlice not spiders...i know not as cool but still crawly

sizeby 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:52

I am never wearing shoes again... Ever...

Katbubsk 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:13

Today there was a spider I my shower. I hit it and i found out it was prego. Ew. I feel u

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:29

Well at least there wasnt a black widow in there...then you'd be ******..

jroxursox1 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:12

I live in the middle of nowhere and know how the creepy crawlies in the shoes goes. I was gonna go riding on a trail ride once and I took one step into my boots only to find a scorpion. Scariest moment ever.