By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 490
You deserved it 11 761

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

Comments

Scared of spiders it's midnight and you just freaked me out sir T.T

err...ydi for leaving your sneaks outside

daydreamer244 13

D: I would die if I found bunches of baby spiders in my shoes....I have arachnid-phobia! Ehh so sorry OP!!

i would shit myself seven different colors while trying to cut off my leg!!

blueyedoll 5

How did baby spiders bite through your socks...or were you not wearing socks...

LithiumJoker 7

uh, apparently you don't have arachniphobia, or you would know how to spell it, you stupid ****.

Isa_fml 20

you've spelled arachnophobia wrong too. pot, meet kettle...

i'm with 192, i would threw my shoe in the woods along with the socks and sprinted home screaming in fifty different lanuages

captainskinboat 2

Sounds like someone needs to work out a little more often ;)

Isa_fml 20

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Mossadchick 5

Oh my god I would have fainted and died of Cardiac Arrest...Spiders are the thing I fear the most...DX...FYL...Oh god..DX