By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 545
You deserved it 4 268

Same thing different taste

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Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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for all those who love Billy Madison. He called the shit poop!!!

@35 yes she is annoying rofl. hopefully I'm not an annoying Ginger 0_0

Standard joke .. you fell for it .. YDI ..

@35 - You can't use that word! Only we can use that word! It's people with red hair.

omg. snickerdoodle? WTF. u Nazi grammar police. get a life.

captainmaharet 1

Awwww, somebody just watched Billy Madison for the first time!

I call fake.. I've heard this story before...

Did you shake your fist in the air? Thats what you need to do; shake your fist mightily, otherwise those hooligans will never learn their lesson!

upshawty 0

i calllll a fakie, watch disturbia a little too much eh?