By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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Ketchup_Castle 30

It really does happen. Teenagers seem to be the ones doing it the most.

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yessirre 4

He called the shit poop hahahHahaha Billy madison the best movie ever

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PhishloverA 14

Eww burning poop. Probably smells worse than a dead body

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lemonademixer 7

And you know how that smells like because...?

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Vinnadizzio 8

This reminds me of the movie Disturbia with shia lebouf....

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