Miscellaneous: Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my... - FML

By cherbear1000 - 04/09/2013 21:07 - United States - Newville

Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my calendar just to make it seem like I was busy. This isn't the first time. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nofriends - 01/06/2011 04:28 - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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Send 'em in anyway

By mega_bite - 25/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML

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Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 08:08

Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

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Monotony

By Bahi - 12/03/2022 06:00

Today, after I'd bought a daily planner to write down my plans and my accomplishments for this year, we're now in March and it’s completely empty. I realized that I have no goal, no plans, nothing. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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What would you do?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2024 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML

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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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Mood

By Michael - 24/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I remembered that I have a mood tracker my therapist gave me that I haven't filled out. Because I wasn't in the mood. FML

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beclaurela 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:01

At least you're willing to keep a calendar. I never do anything so I don't bother to even own one.

aintlifeapain 21

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:02

Well, scribbling is a form of art. It takes concentration, dedication and a very unfocused mind to scribble. That ain't easy.

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skyeyez9 24

Thursday 5 September 2013 17:00

My calendar is full of appts, kid's swim team meets, violin lessons, orthodontist, parent teacher conference, veterinary appt cause your dog snatched a corn cob from your kid, snarfed it down, hasn't shit it out, and you think its stuck, lunch date...etc you will wish you could go back to an empty calendar. Trust me.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 19:35

Keep going you could be come the next Pablo Picasso...

Cathaniel 4

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:39

all that means is you have some free time, so go on and enjoy your life!!

pickleOnABun 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 22:59

this is ******* retarded. mine was better than this and it ''wasnt published''. **** this.

ratorr2 23

Friday 6 September 2013 0:18

Who are you trying to impress? If you're doing it because you want to be busy then go out and do something. Join a club or group. If it's because you don't want to look pathetic in front of your friend/family then that's pathetic. Who cares what they think as long as you're happy with your life and free time.

awkwardloveannie 28

Friday 6 September 2013 7:31

hey atleast you have a calender, I get paper and write lists if things I want to do but never do

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 8 September 2013 16:34

It's okay, I do it all the time to my work calender to avoid work.

DWT 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:11

Why don't you get a job?

Artures_way1 23

Sunday 13 July 2014 8:36

I saved myself from this by not having a calendar

randybryant799 20

Friday 11 February 2022 0:19

Seem like you were busy to who?? Who even cares?

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Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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