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By Anonymous - 22/08/2017 19:49

Today I put together an entire presentation to give to our agency's community board at 3. At 1:30 I get a call saying I have to scrap it, I was told the wrong topic and now have to prepare to present something completely different, that I've never dealt with...FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 19:58

Creativity is born under pressure.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 19:58

Creativity is born under pressure.

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