Intimacy, Friends, Awkward and AITA: Give him a week - FML

Give him a week

By Allie - 01/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I touched my friends hard junk under my foot through his jeans as we played games on the couch. He didn't move away and kept jiggling my thighs playfully, so I didn't stop. When he left, I texted him I liked what I felt and got no response. I killed a 7 year friendship. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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Change it!

By man down! man down... - 01/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

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Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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Underscore_foo 4

Friday 2 August 2024 2:43

They’re probably just processing it too? I’m sure they’ll get back to you

emmalou 19

Friday 2 August 2024 8:39

give it time. or you can play it off as a joke And say you weren't seriously flirting

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ryan4723 24

Thursday 1 August 2024 23:22

That’s what you get for assuming

Underscore_foo 4

Friday 2 August 2024 2:43

They’re probably just processing it too? I’m sure they’ll get back to you

emmalou 19

Friday 2 August 2024 8:39

give it time. or you can play it off as a joke And say you weren't seriously flirting

great_nate 26

Wednesday 7 August 2024 5:42

Even if this was a problem, a seven year friendship should be repairable. Don’t give up.

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