By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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Same thing different taste

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FMLsOhilarious 6

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

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Jewnut 0

Um, if you had enough time to get to full speed you had enough time to both realize the tiger was caged and to see the wall. Retard

rachaelheartsNY 8

I was going to thumb you up until I read "retard." Didn't you learn the lesson from the earlier post?

And you didn't see the cage before you started running because . . .

Maybe it's the animals laughing at humans like you, not the other way around

Those cages seem cruel. My local Zoo has moated style perimeters instead. It's fun seeing the animals roam free.

rachaelheartsNY 8

That doesn't sound very safe.. Can't animals where you live swim?

chocodoombot 0

This makes me wonder how frequently you were dropped on you head as an infant.

and then yur gonna find yur best friend doug :p

Ha ha... Shame you didn't see the Grrraaaateee in between you and the tiger.