Animals: Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger....

By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 05:55 - United States - Truckee

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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Flash, ah ah!

By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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Animal union

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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You deserved it 12 685

Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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You deserved it 923

No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

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Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

EddiE_CN 8

Friday 23 December 2011 8:34

I suggest you invest in some glasses.

Comments

yourmindin3D 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:50

I love frosted flakes to. ur not alone

Paws24_l3 5

Friday 23 December 2011 12:50

at least you saved a tiger :D

crazyretard101 3

Friday 23 December 2011 16:20

How the **** did he save the tiger? Its not in danger at a zoo dipshit

valleyshooter 8

Friday 23 December 2011 13:40

You my friend would not pass the darwinism theory of natural selection, if it weren't for society saving your ass.

lifelessons22222 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:16

You're a dumbass

crazyretard101 3

Friday 23 December 2011 16:22

How do you know?

hateevryone 14

Friday 23 December 2011 17:05

lmao. too funny

xoxPatrina 8

Friday 23 December 2011 17:20

Are you dumb?

onorexveritas 23

Friday 23 December 2011 17:42

better watch out for those tigers..they might getcha!

Jibblets2367 7

Friday 23 December 2011 18:17

Lmao, I've definitely done that before :3

thefaced 0

Friday 23 December 2011 18:28

I love tigers.

BigSlingin 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:26

Don't smoke weed before you go to the zoo next time. Haha

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