Animals: Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger.... - FML

By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 05:55 - United States - Truckee

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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Flash, ah ah!

By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

EddiE_CN 8

Friday 23 December 2011 8:34

I suggest you invest in some glasses.

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martialeng 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:20

That is hilarious

LouBuqq 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:37

Hahaha, wayy to qo dumb ass(;

3peeps 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:55

You need to get a life

km01259 4

Friday 30 December 2011 15:30

Do you realize that if the tiger was in a position to chase you, running only increases your chances of being chased and killed... Idiots they are predators designed to chase running pray if you don't move stay calm it has less of a chance of seeing you as a likely meal. I thought this was common knowledge from grade school now days

Bro_die4305 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 9:17

Actually no, your completly wrong. Although a human probably wouldnt be able to out run a tiger (if it even did chase you, tigers see humans as a threats) they are not designed to be chasing their food. tigers hardly chase their food, they get as close as they can and pounce! They wont chase it far

SamanthaLovesJB 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:56

Lol

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:24

...yeah, YDI. You're supposed to pay attention to the road. I get that a tiger would throw a bit of a 'WTF?!' into your driving, but I've seen some crazy shit while behind the wheel and I didn't crash my car. Proof that it can be done.

lolyeahthatsme 11

Saturday 28 January 2012 1:12

Your parents just have to be proud.

fredfan103 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:10

Were you driving or on foot?

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 23 November 2021 4:30

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Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML

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Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML

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Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML

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Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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