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By Colleen Nichols - 04/02/2013 12:17 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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iOceanus 18

Monday 4 February 2013 18:53

What a nice compliment...sort of? At least she thinks you look young. :P Glass half full, OP!

MissMess 12

Monday 4 February 2013 18:54

Ah, that's so snarky. Well, I'd rather be chubby and young looking than stick thin and wrinkly.

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GTAmax99 12

Monday 4 February 2013 20:13

Fat dont crack!

LWNA9 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 4:43

Thats the exact same thing that i thought xD

CheeseHater 23

Monday 4 February 2013 20:15

Okay, if you aren't chubby, that's a bit rude. If you are, however, chubby, then take it as a compliment.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Monday 4 February 2013 20:30

People who have to insult others looks (especially when complimenting) have their own self image/esteem issues (typically). I feel more sorry for her because she has to bring your weight up to light and you're (hopefully) more comfortable that you don't have to bring it up.

Damian95 16

Monday 4 February 2013 20:34

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last that long if you're fat.

U_GotitDude 18

Monday 4 February 2013 20:45

Chubby people do A lot of things better than skinny people. There's always a bright side

etchsanity1 11

Monday 4 February 2013 21:46

Like?

Deviant_fml 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 1:23

eat?

Sandman366 6

Monday 4 February 2013 20:51

So you're saying a skinny person can't eat a box if chocolate all that fat? Or more than one person? Rude opinions are like idiots. There are too many of them. (Irony intended.)