By Kate - 10/11/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21

It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.

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yake12 0

And you couldn't see a massive horse because...

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yanna227 0

are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI

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oliver86 8

always pay attention when riding your bike, no horseplay. zing I'm sorry someone had to say it

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ihateIRAQ 0

ydi. but anyways...cops ride horses where ur from? thats pretty badass

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UsmcDevilDogs 0

ihateiraq whooah be safe in Iraq I just got back from deployment in afghanihistan

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texasjalapeno_fml 0

in canada the riding is done for show not actual calls we have cars for that

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Elwin93 9

It could be in the Netherlands. They ride horse during football matches to have a good view over the crowd.

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katgurl 13

Some cities have them.... Mine did, you'd see some randomly or in even larger cities.. But budget cuts killed those whorses.

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geko911 22

hummm says oregon united states... and btw.. how cliche.. not cuz ur in canada that policeman r on horses.. only the gendarmerie royale

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melaniekay87 0

18- Cops ride horses where I live in Texas too but not like an all the time thing. But seriously? You didn't see a horse? Open your eyes Moron!

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Dogbite1313 5

Lots of places in the U.S. us mounted patrol, We have them here in Arkansas, but larger cities like New York have them as well.

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sourgirl101 28

Yep, I've seen horse police when I visited N.Y.

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locachick101 0

ok for as dumb and blind as you are I hope you ran into his ass.. soo is the horse ok? haha did he give you a ticket?

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cufaoil 11

I'm fairly certain the horse wouldn't have been able to give him a ticket :P hmm would that be considered cycling with undue care and attention, or assaulting a police officer?

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UsmcDevilDogs 0

u think that bad try riding ur a bike into a car falling off your bike breaking it arm and having a bunchof mexicans aid you

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marinus_fml 19

You think that is bad? Try deciphering what you just wrote!

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Tikwichka 5

Bikes don't have arms.

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xStiina 0

that's pretty stupid to not see a horse in front of your face. ydi.

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marinus_fml 19

Dude you're ******* awesome running into a horse while riding a bike. The best I could do is drive into a horse while on a bike. :(

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maphineRAWRS 10

I did NOT get that for like a whole minute, :P

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maphineRAWRS 10

shuddduppp I didn't time it :P i was just re reading it trying to get it for ages.. shh you :P

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thakiller 0

Well, OP said he "ran" into a horse with his bike, while this guy says the best he could do is "drive" his bike into a horse

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