By Kate - 10/11/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21

It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.

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yake12 0

And you couldn't see a massive horse because...

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yanna227 0

are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI

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xLil_Mx 0

Haha woww. Are you blind OP? Or were you seeing things? Or was the massive horse your imagination so you just ran into it to see if it was real? That's very smart..

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lollipopXx 0

More than likely. Horses are very strong animals and can usually take a bit of damage before really getting hurt. Now for Op, that might be a different story... lol

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killabee 0

I would like to know if it was a bicycle or a motor-bike. It could mean the difference between a funny story or a horse with mangled legs. ??

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thatgirlinoregon 21

It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.

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Daggerfell 11

At least it wasn't Steve Guttenberg shouting, "Someone call a veterinarian!"

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starile 19

"It wouldn't be so bad had he not been riding a massive horse"-- wouldn't it be worse if you ran into a standalone cop? Or crashed into a cop car with a cop in it? You'd have to pay for scratching up their paint and you'd likely get a ticket...

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Luckysam1984 0

You deserve it for not paying attention...

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iewisokwas 0

what a dumbshut how can you not see that MASSIVE horse? roflmfao.....I interrupted the class for this

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funzcpl 0

sure I can see how it would be hard to see a BIG ASS 1000 lb HORSE!

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Zebidee 8

Cop (and horse): "WTF?!!" OP: "Oh, sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going - I was distracted by the massive **** on that horse!" Cop: "But this horse is a mare, it doesn't have a... Wait a minute...!!!" OP: *pedals like mad!!* "Ahahahahaaaaaa!!!!"

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