By Kate - 10/11/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21

It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.

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yake12 0

And you couldn't see a massive horse because...

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yanna227 0

are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI

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Comments

_TONGAN_ 5

OP it's better that you ran into the horse, rather than to have the horse run into you...

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MonkeyBusiness_fml 3

I hope you didn't forget to make the police officer a sammich?

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biass 0

Mines disappeared to... FML, fix your shit!!! Lol.

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SkyEatsJack 4

hope that isn't a felony haha

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MissErikaHart 0

"she was a diabetic!" anyone know this 1?

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mstangchck 9

I could just see it now...

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thethirdthea 3

Panchod1234 pretty sure it says OP is American

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yake12 0

And you couldn't see a massive horse because...

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suppressed08 2

The OP was too busy thinking 'that's a giant peni-'

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CiaranPM 0

Random horse out of ******* nowhere!

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Quidikic 9

say hello to mr. ice cream horse, inside joke *chuckles to self*

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jessthebest3 0

Lol maybe bikes distract you, my friend biked into a parked car

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yanna227 0

are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI

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Dragons_corner 6

might have been testing. you know some people some reason can't put down their phones for a few minutes or 30 minutes but that's just a guess I'm making.

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Dragons_corner 6

really my iPod does not allow me to put texting without fighting it what the hell?

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Mikeymikey 4

wahahahaha.... :) funniest one in awhile!!! hope you didn't trip on his fifth leg.... :p

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FFML_314 11

You, dirty, rotten, evil, son of a bitch! A horsey? A poor horsey! You will burn in hell OP.

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UsmcDevilDogs 0

ur really mean that's gonna get u no where in life no will want to go out with you cuz ur crazy ass bitch ***** mofo

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marinus_fml 19

^^Takes one to know one, mr. intelligent. ohh see what I did there :)

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sourgirl101 28

I also see what you didn't do there.(:

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WallyTheWombat 0

I love how all of #9's comments aren't serious, yet people don't realize that and cuss her(?) out.

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brewedintexas96 0

cause she says stupid shit on all of the fml's she comments on.

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biass 0

34 and 61, are super haters. They lack sense of humor do to their extremely boring/ horrible lives. You just resort to insults because you can't understand the obvious funny-nessisity of this. Sad for you :(. *Laugh out loud*

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sourgirl101 28

Don't forget to point out 65, where he spelled it "to" instead of "too". No worries. I screw up all the time myself.

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RavenXRampage 1

Phooey! 'Poor horsey' my ass! We all know horses are terrible people.

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FFML_314 11

Hey! That wasn't nice. GAWD! I try so hard not to be stupid and sound funny. All I want to do is make you guys happy.

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DocBastard 38

FFML, welcome back. We've missed your respectful, helpful, kind, funny, insightful comments. All of us except brewedintexas and prettyawesome, that is.

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ZleveL 0

27 AY MARINE!! YEW SHUT DAT DAMN MOUF UV YURS YA HEAR? OR IMMA HAVE YEW SCRUBBIN THE TOYLET FOR THE NEXT TWO MONFS YOU DIRTY USELESS MAGOT!!!!! naw I'm jokin, I love marines. keep being badass

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Dragons_corner 6

hope it was a female horse. it not then I hope you missed the Wang.

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77taylah33 0

hahhah lol how did you not see that one coming ??

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Jimboom 11

YDI for playing Rock, paper, scissors, horse, bike with a policeman.

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