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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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Social cues

By anonymous dude - 07/03/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML

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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By What - 29/12/2022 00:00

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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Saturday 22 October 2011 5:39

unless shes a zombie...

Doribella98 14

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:41

Wow OP, you sure are brilliant at saving face...

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lizard399 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:36

I'm sure it worked..

fo_86 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:16

That's terrible!! So why am I laughing?

friedbunnies 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:31

Ok, the anniversary of my moms death is in four days, I'm still kind of not over it and even I laughed at this.

Proficiens 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:06

I read this in a joke book a long time ago. It didn't occur to me to post it here as my own, though.

11grace18 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 16:45

well.. you tried?

shootintacos 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:13

I bet you that left her... dead silent. No? forget it... * goes back to bed*

raphdragon02 8

Monday 24 October 2011 11:45

or you couldve said sorry?

sbsunshine19 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:51

Hahahahahahaha

hoonyer 17

Monday 24 October 2011 21:18

XD im waiting to hear how you recovered from that one

HU4L188 0

Monday 24 October 2011 22:27

Is it bad that i literally facepalmed to this?

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:50

Not at all. I did too.

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