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By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 04:00

Today, I finally made it to my hotel in Florida, only to discover my boss was holidaying in the same hotel with her wife. So far I’ve run into them three times, at the pool, in the bar, and in the gym, and every time she ends up asking me work related questions. It's like I never left the office. FML

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Thursday 22 November 2012 8:34

At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.

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Thursday 22 November 2012 8:35

I think you should just relax and have fun.

Comments

desertpunk75 11

Friday 23 November 2012 0:36

Sounds hot.

napalmtornado 3

Friday 23 November 2012 1:49

Should have hit that and get your promotion

princess51423 15

Friday 23 November 2012 2:10

So I'm curious to know where this S&M night was held... I'm based in London but have some friends in Bristol. If I knew of a good night out to go to, I'd visit more often. :)

Bella242 0

Friday 23 November 2012 3:14

That's hot! You should have took advantage of it!!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 23 November 2012 3:55

You missed on a career building moment.

noisebox 1

Friday 23 November 2012 4:32

Wasn't Halloween last month?

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Friday 23 November 2012 5:09

50 shade of Grey

Zacham 5

Friday 23 November 2012 17:23

I would have taken full advantage of that ;)

lightburns 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:03

This is funnier to me because I just got back from a kink club. You should have had an in-depth conversation there. I found a guy who is a science teacher by trade, and talked to him for a while on the intelligence of jumping spiders. Whilst we were both in latex.