Love: Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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You deserved it 3 451

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

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You deserved it 1 431

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You deserved it 429

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By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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happykate120 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:21

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:17

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

Comments

beachblondeex13 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:16

FIRST omfg

perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:19

Congrats! You got it this time!

Tikwichka 5

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:47

How does this 'achievement' feel? I bet your parents are so proud.

jakii_ 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:50

we GET it you're first what's next? a nobel prize? STFU

I_iz_special 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:38

Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.

Stupified 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:45

All y'all are just jealous that she got first!

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:57

Jeez, someone says first and everyones jimmies get rustled. Truly is not that big of a deal.

perdix 29

Monday 27 September 2010 2:46

Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first." I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"

nessimonster 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:17

#24 rockin body  on topic that's suxz op

aholeguy 0

Monday 27 September 2010 4:00

leave her be if she wanted to write first let her... its her comment

metalr82 0

Monday 27 September 2010 4:07

you really are a blonde aren't you

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Monday 27 September 2010 5:08

Plus you can't blame her #34, she was down on another FML how she never had gotten it before. I would be super excited too.

OhMyHolyBalls 0

Monday 27 September 2010 7:29

I don't understand how this is an FML, but...FYL for running into a billboard.

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:47

op u should think, "good for her" she's doin something with herself. what r u doing?

pinkpillowz 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:02

I agree with 23

fyllmao 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 4:57

lmao ikr

Hoplaka 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 7:44

Congratz! :) @17 She's not going: Omfgggghg I'm firsstttt in urrer faccee what now ahahhahabahalolqweety! So you stfu.

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:17

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

blocparty 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:19

****

Bobissmall 13

Monday 27 September 2010 1:32

****. And tru dat. She might get famous.

iSitt 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:15

so you did a young hot girl ? put a notch in your belt

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 20:40

58 - ex girlfriend doesn't always translate to 'girl I ******'. What if they didn't have sex?

happykate120 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:21

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

napero 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:24

Ahaha :D WIN!

ERich331 3

Monday 27 September 2010 0:31

it would be a win but "people with an STDs" Is bad English.

chuck_yams 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:38

nice

deafeningsilence 8

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:23

this isn't an FML. It only is if you dumped her.

thathayygurl 4

Monday 11 October 2010 22:37

or she dumped him... she was still his love of his life...

dacho 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:26

OH NOOO, NOT THE BILLBOARDS!!111 :(((((((((((((((((((((((

perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:27

You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously. Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.

marcranger 28

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:40

is that why you spend your whole life on fml?

green_eyes124 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:44

Is what why?

CLDBL00DED 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:58

shut up. your just jealouse bacause his comments are better than yours

perdix 29

Monday 27 September 2010 2:52

Why would I spend my life on FML if the OP had a small, limp weiner? Green_eyes, you really want to know ;) ?

bobateme 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:13

love your comments :D

green_eyes124 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:46

Perdix, probably not but I have a feeling you want to tell me anyway so go ahead lol

Brilthor 0

Monday 27 September 2010 7:59

perdix ftw

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:34

YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 ***** about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.