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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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kaybee41906 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

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jiraii 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:24

I honestly don't know if it would have been better with the dirty boxers

Sheh_fml 25

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:32

Shouldn't someone old enough to have a wife also be old enough to plan a few days ahead and do laundry?

mzdaisylynn 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:35

Do your own laundry and you wont have that problem again.

asiangirl101 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:47

That's y u never wear ure mothers panties!! U never noe wats gonna happen!!

DenBriZel 31

Thursday 13 June 2013 9:32

Um..... I'm pretty sure the fml said wife, not mother.. Pay attention next time.

beneathitallxx 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:59

That excuse isn't as convincing haha. hey if you like wearing women's under good for you.

kellsey_rae 2

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:01

Well that must've been a hard one to explain...

derptitude 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:12

so you would rather wear panties than go commando?! man card revoked

asherm 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:17

Hope someone got you new boxers for your b'day, or perhaps a washer and dryer?

lookryan 16

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:28

what kind were they?

DDCA 24

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:59

Should have gone commando.

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