Miscellaneous: Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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kaybee41906 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

Comments

just_perfect21 2

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:22

oh man that sucks

sinn3r76 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:25

COMMANDO

2ru 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:27

Commando or turn a worn pair inside out.

foreverdove 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:37

Idk what's more disturbing u fitting in your wife's panties or that she's your size

claudzzzz 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:38

hahahaha. but you totally deserve it for being lazy

PUCKSTOPPER1976 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:40

Why not turn the dirty pair inside out?

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:50

Should have went free balling

FlyingPie 17

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:17

Personally, I think wearing previously-worn underwear is gross, as is not wearing any underwear at all. I wouldn't want to put worn underwear back on that I've sweated in the day befor (not that I swat a lot). And without any underwear, your pants have no protection from your farts.

mbuck87 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 9:09

Your pants have no protection from your farts? Lol do you shit a bit every time you fart or something?

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:19

Sorry, OP; can't support your decision. You had *plenty* of options (to include giving some of your boxers a quick rinse). We all know who is wearing the pant(ies) in this relationship... OP, start explaining ... stat.