Transportation: Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself...

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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You deserved it 19 478

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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Not the brightest moggy

By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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lizzzie_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:25

You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

danielrp34 7

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:40

Good.....Let the evil run through you.....

Comments

thisismylifetoda 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:16

Karma didn't get her back because it wasn't her that got hit. Karma would have been for her to have hit a tree or something but then the tree would have got it

SniperHottie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:17

lmao reading that made my whole day better, not because I'm sine creepy person that likes animals getting run over, but because even I could never screw up so bad if I tried. YDI

dbjb40 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:18

animal killer

zjlong 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:36

15 points for you. 5 for the porcupine and 10 for the cat.

R3nesmee 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:37

you are a major failure at life and I hate you.

CaliSurferGirl25 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:39

I'm sure glad that i'm not an animal that was wandering around the streets at that time =]

shortymcsharon 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:56

this fml pissed me off

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:31

weirdo peta freak, there are wayy to many house cats around

swjeemtys 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:47

okay so everyone is saying it is illegal to run over a human being..this makes a human being's life more important. Laws were made by humans so gee i wonder why it would be illegal to run over a human. I'd feel bad if i ran over anything with life. I would probably feel the same way OP does about running over the animals..soo FYL.

Vitamin_C 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:13

Keep your cats indoors and I won't have to worry about running them over. Seriously, it's bad enough avoiding squirrels, groundhogs, skunks and turtles (I know, turtles), without some fat, domesticated cat lacking any instinct of self-preservation, sauntering in front of my car. Oh and btw, human > animal. OP: Pull over if you're going to cry.