Transportation: Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself...

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 564

You deserved it 19 478

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 304

You deserved it 38 826

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 069

You deserved it 8 018

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 811

You deserved it 13 185

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 363

You deserved it 8 482

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 498

You deserved it 13 893

Not the brightest moggy

By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 345

You deserved it 111

Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 615

You deserved it 5 917

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 155

You deserved it 4 810

RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 990

You deserved it 2 945

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 103

You deserved it 10 934

lizzzie_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:25

You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

danielrp34 7

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:40

Good.....Let the evil run through you.....

Comments

invisiblegirl155 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:41

YDI for not knowing how to drive, because if you couldn't stop for TWO animals, then you were OBVIOUSLY going too fast. (cats don't chill randomly on the highway, and if you were going a normal speed in a residential neighbourhood, you would've been able to see it AND stop in time.)

yoboo310 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:42

lmfaoo this is jsut too great ahhaa

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:43

Today, I was wandering around a human city looking for some food. A few hundred meters uproad, some lady in a car ran over a cat and kept driving. She was so choked up about running over the cat that she didn't bother swerving to avoid hitting me. FML.

lover_of_life 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:48

It's nice that she was kind enough to feel sorry about it. She actually cried because she felt bad for the animals. She didn't do it on purpose. Think about how many people's first thought would be, "Oh shit, my tires!" instead of "Oh no, I ran over an animal!"

DuxHuntin 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:02

Thats awsome!!! There is too many cats anyway good job on ridding one I prefer to use a .22 but a car is just as effective. Watch out for that lil quilly bastard though they will pop tires but they are good to eat I've heard haven't tried it yet.

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:57

I'm going to ignore the fact that you're being an idiot and a jerk. But a Grammar Nazi would be literally in pain while reading your post. ...I really hope I didn't make any errors while writing this.

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:17

hahaahaha

f_me247 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:54

how the **** did you even get your license you mother ****** stupid driving bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f_me247 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:54

how the **** did you even get your license you mother ****** stupid driving bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missmarley93 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:08

WTF!? What's your problem? In driver's ed they say if there's an animal in the road, sad as it is, you have to hit it. If you swerve you can hit a tree, another car, anything, and take many lives plus your own. I hit a dog once and I cried, but luckily I was close to where I was going so it wasn't so bad. FYL OP :(

Nak14 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:55

HOW DARE YOU RUN OVER A DOG? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. HOW SELFISH CAN YOU BE TO KILL A DOG TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE? MURDERER!!!!

thisismylifetoda 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:14

They don't say you HAVE to hit it. They say DON'T SWERVE for an animal but that doesn't mean hitting it, and you can brake if there are no cars behind you (which is why you have to check your mirrors regularly)