Miscellaneous: Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm...

By ThatCery - 16/01/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By awkward wedding - 18/10/2018 22:00

Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 19:49

What a bitch.

MegMM 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

what a bitch!!! don't invite her to the wedding!!!

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SilverChrono 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:26

what a bitch. **** her life when she feels left out of te loop

nonameLiz 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:33

Gawd I hate stepmothers!

Cery 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:36

I don't think it's stepmothers in general at all... it's just her.

Moonstarmist 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:13

Not all step-mothers are like this one. =/

Major_General 10

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:40

Did you really expect anything different?

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:58

Wicked stepmother... ;) We can't pick our families. Congratulations on your engagement, and I hope you get along better with your in-laws.

baby_gurl2405 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:29

BEE-YOTCH!!! ur dad just HAD 2 luv some1 like tht

lo1337a 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:54

What the hell kinda name is Cery? Kerry? Serry? L2spell

Lichinamo 33

Saturday 16 February 2013 18:38

I'm pretty sure she can spell her own name.

abudali911 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:04

Who the **** names there kid cery?

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 8:26

Renan, get it straight before you try talking smack. They're had absolutely nothing to do with what the person was saying. They used there when they were supposed to use their.

possumisawesome 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:12

People like 35 and 37 are just jealous of such a unique name. I think that's a sweet name, and if you wouldn't mind, I'll write it down to name a Sim or a character in a story later. It seems that step-parents in general aren't liked by their step-children, or vice versa. I'm not saying all are, but everyone I know with a step-dad wishes that the step-dad wasn't there. If there isn't anything to mend, then just don't invite her, and be grateful you won't have to feed her at the wedding. Just take it easy, and congratulations.