Miscellaneous: Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm...

By ThatCery - 16/01/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By awkward wedding - 18/10/2018 22:00

Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 19:49

What a bitch.

MegMM 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

what a bitch!!! don't invite her to the wedding!!!

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TrollTrollTroll 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:43

perdix is not human nor troll.

DanielleTheOne 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:32

exactly!! Gosh some people are stupid... It's an fml because considering its her stepmom, every time she visits her dad, stepmom will probably be there. Also what if Cery's dad convinces stepmom to go to the wedding.. Who wants someone who hates them there on their special night??

cozcat 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:50

Congrats on the engagement. Now get your dad's *****-- I mean wife-- out of the wedding party. Make sure your dad knows why she isn't gonna show up.

FMLfan23 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:12

hahaah I'd bitch her outt. Show her you can be a bitch too!!

deng314 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:17

Don't let her ruin this exciting time in your life! Enjoy it with the people who love you and are happy for you! When her missing invite is questioned I would respond the same way she did "(stepmom's name) who? so what, I cant stand her!" haha. Hopefully your Dad will understand, I'm sure your sister will.