By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Ahh young love. I don't remember it being that shitty. He was challenging you and asserting his dominance.

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Grinder42 1

Haha that means your relationship is crap!! Ha!

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perdix 29

Do you have a toilet paper holder mounted on the side of your truck? Otherwise, what was he wiping with? In some cultures, such an occurrence would mean that you two are married now.

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TheGewt 7

I can still make a redneck joke if they're from Canada, eh?

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perdix 29

Yes. Yes, you may. Please proceed with your Canadian redneck joke.

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reddudeover 2

22 - And it better contain lumber jacks, maple syrup, and hockey. *narrows eyes

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perdix 29

#22, we're waiting! I'll even be your emcee and warm up the crowd. Why do Canadians have sex doggy-style? So they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada! Ladies and Gentlemen, put you hands together for the Great White Jeff Foxworthy -- TheGewt!!!! (you're on...)

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p3mguin 7

Perdix, he's not coming on... We need to improvise, unmm eh?

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reddudeover 2

Hopefully you didn't make eye contact with his "brown eye".

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Jewnut 0

I know right. I don't even know why you weren't shut up in the car while he pooped

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deathtothepix 26

Not so much a level of commitment, as a level as your standards.

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's is a contraction word.

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misterjez 15

The question is why was he making eye contact

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