Love: Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship...

By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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You deserved it 1 238

A Poopy Proposal

By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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You deserved it 596

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Bro moment

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 30 212

Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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You deserved it 5 443

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 18:28

Ahh young love. I don't remember it being that shitty. He was challenging you and asserting his dominance.

cjhons 16

Tuesday 22 May 2012 18:30

Was he giving you the stink eye?

Comments

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:24

Is your boyfriend Bear Grylls ?

pagullarka 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:25

I think you need to go get a life you are too much into that guy.

angelofsaturn 23

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:37

I really don't see a difference betweeen this and talkin to him while he's shittin at home. Maybe I'm weird. I dunno.

FireFlie07 20

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:46

That's true love their. Lol, yuck

juunebug 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:52

Lol, oh Alberta. Why did you HOLD that eye contact? Was he holding your face to force you to look at him?

calilovergirl 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:56

Sounds like most peoples marriage to me. What's the big deal? It's not some big shocker that people actually poop. Maybe its just me but id rather be comfortable with my man/relationship.