By NotEnoughCleaner - 12/11/2009 17:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised I hate my cat. She has 'stress incontinence', which involved her peeing all over my house. Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell. Now whenever I try to cook some food, the kitchen is flooded with the scent of burning cat pee. FML
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midgie 0

Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...

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BigK_Diet_Cola 1

I've always wondered what the scent of burning cat pee is like. In some Asian cultures burning cat pee is used for aromatherapy. Consider yourself lucky that you have a cat that is aware of this fact. Your own little aroma therapist!

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PhillyGirl2 0

um, ew. but you shouldnt hate her, its not her fault. you should have trained her and possibly have her spayed (if thats the actual problem, usually its only with males tho)

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BigK_Diet_Cola 1

I've always wondered what the scent of burning cat pee is like. In some Asian cultures burning cat pee is used for aromatherapy. Consider yourself lucky that you have a cat that is aware of this fact. Your own little aroma therapist!

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Aww, this comment is adorable. OP should feel much better if she reads it.

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jamila123 5

Ydi. Dogs are waaaaayyyyyyyy better house pets!!

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darkmis1 17

YDI. You should've noticed earlier. You shouldn't hate your cat-it's not his fault he has that condition.

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Ketsuhime 0

YDI after 'I hate my cat'

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dvd175 5

Kick out the old cat, nd get a new cat

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dudeitsdanny 9

My mom pees in the washer. It's perfectly normal. Your mom must simply use a toilet.

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kristidgranger 3

Dogs are better! I don't like cats!

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avfcfan89 0

dam, i would be killing that cat.

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