Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML - FML

By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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tweedledee_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:59

today i realized half of you can't spell for shit

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:07

You can't misspell a name.

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bagginzy 14

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:46

wow, Kyle, that's good to know O.o are you, like, Korean or something?

Kbeight 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:58

Gay

guywithhead 5

Monday 7 February 2011 23:09

Better than liking Justin Bieber!

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 5 September 2011 4:40

For sure!

iwenttherebuddy 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:31

Totally dude !!!!!

jakel121 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:21

It is because Briteny is a transparent donkey who feeds on the souls of children. It got passed the moderators because this is a true fml. I feel sorry for anyone who has ever liked her. You should be ashamed if yourself for even questioning the validity of the reasons why his/her life is ******.

skullman870 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:49

two things, one so what everyone has their own opinions and two CANADIANS OWN!!

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:35

GET ON THE HORN LIGHT THE BEACON ALEART THE MEDIA

whattheduckmom 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:25

Britney spears is awesome, I don't know what you're talking about

mootoo31 6

Monday 3 October 2011 2:43

American English is real English too.

Tamarahh 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:32

Well, Britney is f*cked up today, but her music used to be famous and liked around the world.

crazychild96 5

Monday 14 November 2011 22:01

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Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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