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By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:14

n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

cooluc 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:50

I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed

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Sigma324 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:47

What's her phone number?

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:18

Haha that's do funny, not u, just how this incident is...u should try playing with her...my husband

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:21

*so funny not do lol

PwncessKia 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:53

dude I do the same thing to my guy friends!! I go to my friend's apartment just to play on his 50" plasma b

goonie85 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:13

It really only sucks if she camps.

iceteabro 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:42

gotta say, codmw2 is the shit

omgu8mybullet 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:28

i dont blame her its fun... i am legitly 6th prestege but i have a life humm

Presbee 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:55

tell her to get over it and talk to you, i text and talk to my bf over the phone while i play mw2 its not hard... well for me its not because im a talker. Most guys would hit on her, they do it to me everytime i play i get random friend request because they hear im girl. But if u play with her u can talk to her more too :] and u can tell the guys to back off cas most are a pain in the ass

chickenwings907 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:03

YDI for not forcing her to make you a sammich. (by the way... that was a joke ladies...)

goonie85 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:06

Most people Im in a game with on XBL treat me like shit or kick me out because they think I'm a 12 year old boy. I try to tell them I'm a girl, that's why my voice is like that, then they say obscene things about come back when I've gotten some pussy. And I get a few random requests and the messages say "u sound hawt."