Love: Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most...

By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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Tetchy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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blaaaaakely 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:14

n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

cooluc 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:50

I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed

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amatayo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:59

The fml is crap really don't care but the comments have me rolling. Nothing like read people from all walks of life bashing each other <(-0.0-)>

GhettoHeismann 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:31

Dude... What's her gamertag?

goonie85 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:07

Dammit! someone got to the tactical insertion joke first! # 158, I will own you at L4D2, don't hate on lady gamers. The only reason to lose is to make the controller vibrate.

sarcdude 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:18

Girls that play video games own, and they're especially more special as they're really hard to find.

cooki3monst3r77 9

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:20

I'll take your girl. you can have mine that's on antidepressants, won't let me play video games and bitches from the time she wakes till the time we go to bed

Freyr_fml 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:08

I would LOVE a girlfriend like her.

DukeSkidmark 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:59

YDI: She probably weighs 400 pounds and looks like a donkeys ass that was shaved and trained to walk backwards. I'll bet the only way she can wipe her ass is to put some toilet paper on the end of a plunger and stick it to the floor because her arms cant reach.