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By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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Tetchy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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blaaaaakely 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:14

n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

cooluc 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:50

I'll just come out and say it: bieber sucks. no coughing needed

Comments

portablecupid 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:20

soooo whats her username/email/facebook/phonenumber? i can never find other chicks that game rofl

deannacx 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:27

Mw2 ftw. ps3= deannacx

MysteryMan808 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:42

why is this a FML? stop crying you noob

evulmarshmello08 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:02

then start playing mw2.

BbYhRtLsS 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:07

HAHHA. sounds like what I do to my bf

coltclay 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:16

Justin beiber is F***ing gay!

dbjb40 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:39

let me have her gamertag

iplaymw2 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:56

mw2 is not nearly as addictive as wow

Quest_ 13

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:56

Do you even realize your hypocrisy here? I hope your gal has realized she's dating a closet woman-hater and is just using you for sex.

Widow_Maker 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:59

go commando on her

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Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML

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Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML

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