By heartless - 15/05/2009 06:14 - Canada

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 106
You deserved it 10 361

Same thing different taste

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Sometimes people just get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting into relationships. Sometimes, however, you yourself need to step back and analyze what YOU may doing wrong.

EcoDreamer 0

I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.

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but they are so refreshing for sure.......they do last awhile

dopebaby420 0

Maybe those glad plug ins arent working well enough, stinky.

HatedLooser 0

Today, while reading this FML, i realised that i have more air freshners than the number of relationships i've had. i got one air freshner. FML

wolfsheart 14

they do last for 60 days... on low..... yep. you need to work on that.

Well you don't just go for any person. You get to know them before the relationship starts.

4wow4 0

That would make a great Seller "Buy it now, for it lasts longer than any relationship you'll ever have plus it smells good too" lmfao

No, actually it is not. In proper English, it is spelled with an "s".

Yikes... looks like someone needs to work on their people skills...

That is so sad...is the air freshener on high? That might make it run out faster...but keep trying OP you'll have one that should last until the air freshener breaks...