Animals: Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when...

By thecatlady - 27/02/2013 07:12 - Australia - Kambalda

Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02

Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML

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Trustworthy

By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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Keeper

By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Purr Evil

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Alachua

Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML

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By Ican'tgotoschoolapparently - 07/10/2016 07:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I found out after $200 worth of checks and tests, three rugs being ruined from her peeing and pooping on them, that my cat isn't sick. She just has really bad separation anxiety. FML

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Wednesday 27 February 2013 12:01

If you have to pay through the nose to keep five ******* cool to keep one pussy warm, ya just shut up and do it. Or start learning yoga.

Smeelover27 15

Wednesday 27 February 2013 12:56

I'd make a cat pun but I'm not feline it anymore.

Comments

jiraii 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 15:50

time to have a talk with her...

Wederoney 16

Wednesday 27 February 2013 15:52

Really? The fact that you don't have one or two but five cats didn't give you a hint?

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:47

3 cats is the max amount people should have!

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:24

And why on earth is that? I can't belive how narrow-minded and simply stupid half of the people here is!

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:53

You can keep any number of cats, if they're all healthy, well-fed and your house is clean.

Mifflicious 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 13:36

I'm 86, not 89.

Talooka 10

Wednesday 27 February 2013 17:36

Don't cats like the heat?

Ameel_fml 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:20

To an extent, yes. But it's Summer here in Australia, and has been around the 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit) range for weeks now, which is well above a comfortable temperature for most house pets. It's actually recommended that people keep their pets indoors (or at least have access to a sheltered area with lots of water) on extremely hot days.

AnyaS 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:18

I bet they can't stand you either.

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:59

Perhaps your AC is broken? I mean, if there's some kind of mechanical problem, it might end up using more juice to keep room cool. Or maybe something else wastes electricity.

mycatsaysmeow 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:06

Cats do like warm spots but she is not doing them a disservice by leaving the AC on. Cats are very prone to heatstroke and can die from it rather quickly. Their body temperature is naturally higher than a human's. Change the AC a couple degrees warmer. I also shave my cat in the summer to help her stay cool.