Animals: Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the...

By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00

Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By juliasaman - 03/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By WhoNose - 06/11/2016 23:52

Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML

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1221121 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

Emyka 26

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:50

I paid less than 30€ at the vet yesterday, my cat has a nasty eye infection and got meds. Where do you have to pay so much for a simple exam?

Thassodar 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:21

Those things scare the crap out of me sometimes. Especially when you're in someone elses house and they have a bunch of animals.

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:23

hahahah! lol that was funny. not really an FML tho

Sniper3000 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:33

it is an fml b/c op paid $150 for nothing.

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:23

Those freaking things get me all the time! Especially when I'm alone in a public bathroom, I always thing somebody is hiding in the corner! LOL FYL indeed!

Atreyu_Love 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:25

LMAO Epic.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:26

Too lazy, fill out the below yourself. "I can haz ___________________?"

Go_Home 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:27

The effect of excess stress.

1221121 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

s0meone 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:33

most "colds" that kitties get can quickly get deadly, not like "people colds". Sneezing is NOT normal for a kitty, HOWEVER... YDI op for not at least LOOKING at your cat and seeing it sneeze before running off to the vet and spending money you didn't need to.

starberries 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 2:48

What the **** are you on about? Cats sneeze frequently, it's not usually anything serious.

bakabaka714 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 21:50

well its not normal for a cat to sneeze like 5+ times in a row, I'm a long time cat owner (ever since i was born really) just thought I'd put my input