Love: Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are....

By clumbsy_at_best - 16/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

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clumbsy_at_best 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:53

they were having sex on chat roulette.....

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Lauren10102 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:39

Is your best friend guy?

angelsara91 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:40

happened to me during new years. we broke up and they got married 2 weeks later.

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FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:47

They are such good friends that I think it's safe to say that they're butt buddies.

RaineLee 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:48

How close? Be specific, thanks.

Jake_2013 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:14

Hey 15, just FYI, your sunglasses are falling off.

flawedgenius 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:33

Jake: that's totally not relevant to the OP and conversation thread. pay attention here...

PoserPunx 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:29

is that sarcasm or are you completely ****** in the head? thanks. ?

XAlizeX 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:32

haha your so sexy

mrtoothpick 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:49

I'll be honest, I don't see the FML in this.

birdfreak 24

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:49

I'm sorry. you should break up with that cheating douche.

weird_little_kid 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:51

So... How close are they?

bonghits4jesus 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:29

pretty sure they're bangin behind OPs back. so I'm guessing pretty close

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:51

How close? Like 6 inches?

IndigoFuckYou 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:19

Something tells me alittle closer then that, like, one inside the other.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:23

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???

IndigoFuckYou 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:26

I'm obviously psychic. Also, I stalk/********** to OP's boyfriend and best friend in my free time.

iloveWAR 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:08

I saw this coming :/

kgage88 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:44

I'm guessing negative six inches.

I_lost_the_game 25

Friday 25 October 2013 1:44

49 saw them coming

hateevryone 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:51

kill them both

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:52

get all up on some his friends and see how he likes it.

cdawg145236 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:56

how did you find this out?

clumbsy_at_best 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:52

they were doing it on chatroulette

chaosdragn16 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:55

chatroulette now helping to find cheating significant others.

dancebabe34 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:38

oh my god that is frickin horrible :( I'm so sorry :( please tell me you dumped both their asses!!!

lilly25001 7

Monday 22 August 2011 13:04

Oh that's not a bestfriend or boyfriend.Dump then both

2141_MECH 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:57

BFF's fore ever, haha

rudysayshi 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:22

best friends fore ever fore ever??

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