By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 445
You deserved it 3 282

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What about when the hookers take a shit?

heatherrrx 0

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

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fallacy_fml 0

Well, you're better off than a lot of people.

folie_fml 0

Reminds me of the Regina Spektor song "Pavlov's Daughter."

whoa, you need to refill your prescription of chill pills.

ithedarkknight 0

I was about to say i feel sorry for you but then when you started talking shit about your neighbor getting some made me think your just a lonely horny hater... just because he is getting laid that means he is ****** hookers??? how would you even know they were hookers unless your nosey self was lookin snooping around... im glad when he takes a shit you hear it...thats what you get for talkin shit... now listen to yourself talk when he taking a dump thats what you sound like bish!!!!!!!

soccergirl37 0

I don't think he just realized it, but he'd like to use this story as an FML. However, because it must start with "Today," they have to say that, to tell us it's been going on for a while. FYL for being an idiot.

brrrx 0

Today, I read another post about how someone "just realized" something that has been going on for a long time. FML.

furry_fml 6

i would laf my aaaaass of every time i herd him doing ether